Oh? You said your name was Aku, right?
"Aku"
From now on, you should call me Sister Luna.
"Luna Elegant"
Is it okay for me to speak to a Holy Maiden like that?
I say it's fine, so it's fine. I make the rules.
Right...
Besides, we get along well enough to see each other naked!
Here I come!
Don't! Anywhere but there!
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
Administrator Privileges. Item File.
In Infinity Game ,
"Tiara"
each player couldn't hold any more than 10 items.
Getting to store infinite items like this makes things much easier.
Luna, got a minute?
Excuse me? I don't remember saying you can call me by my first name.
Whatever. Just tell me everything you know about the Cherub.
Um, Sister Luna? Demon Lord isn't very knowledgeable about this stuff.
If it's not any trouble, could you tell him?
The Cherub deceased after sealing the Demon King Greole
because it used up all of its power.
You don't say...
But the Kingdom of Holy Light still has the Ophan and Seraph
who serve to guide the people.
It's absurd to think the peace of this kingdom could be threatened.
"Officer" "Mount Fuji"
Sister! We've almost reached the city of Yahoo!
"Deranged Holy Maiden" "Killer Queen"
Good. Let's tie a rope around that shitty brat's neck and drag her home.
Isn't subduing a Demon Lord a manly thing for her to try?
We're all pretty impressed by the gusto of your little sister.
You're all morons. That shit is just trying to stand out.
As if a Demon Lord exists in the first place, idiot.
But people are saying that Greole was killed by someone!
Hmph, you meathead...
How dare my big sister withhold information from me...
Did you think you could ever beat me, you shithead?
Open your eyes
Dwelling in the eyes of that majestic figure are wishes
Let's sing to the sleepless night
Dramatically pull everything in, even light and darkness
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
I learned that true kindness is actually solitude after looking at you
I wanted to get closer to your heart and yet it's still so far away
No matter what fate gets in my way, I'll face it head on
With the bravery I chose with you, let's flap our wings and fly
My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
Resounding inside me move my heart
Lurking behind my hidden true motives
With a stronger gaze than anyone else
Dwelling in the eyes of that majestic figure are wishes
Let's sing to the sleepless night
Dramatically pull everything in, even light and darkness
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
Let's begin
Open your eyes
"Killer Queen"
I've grasped the Cherub situation for now.
So? Where can I find the Ophan and Seraph then?
Who knows? It's been ages since anyone's seen either of them.
Oh, it's just a legend then...
Some misguided believers think that the stone statue
at the Wishing Shrine is actually the Ophan.
They'll get divine retribution for that someday.
If that Idol was actually the Ophan...
I was once very pure and a sight to behold...
But many years of granting wicked wishes to humans changed me to this.
I'm not well-informed enough to form a plan just yet.
I've gotta gather more info in the Holy Capital...
But before that, I need to do something about this empty wallet of mine.
In my motherland, we highly value and appreciate elegance.
Everyone presents their finest wares when serving tea.
You'll embarrass your family if you put out something that looks cheap.
Oho... That's very interesting.
And today I have brought my favorite tea bowl from my motherland.
Oh! How splendid it is!
"Fine Art Shop" "Nanden-Manden"
As in this trash I made with a few skill points that gives just 1 Offense?!
I just don't get it...
How much would it cost for you to part with it?
Oh, no... Think of this as a token in hopes of establishing
a long and lasting partnership.
But, seeing as how I don't have much money on hand,
I'd accept one giant gold coin as collateral if you're willing.
O-One giant gold coin?
Hmm? That looked like the most expensive coin in Luna's bag, so...
...I thought I should start with that, but...
I've heard the incredible rumors about you.
They say you're a cultured man who descended from royalty
as well as a tolerant and accepting gentleman.
Who would spread such baseless rumors?
I'm sure you must have your reasons for denying it.
I promise I won't speak of it, so you need not worry.
I accept your proposition. Let me get things ready for you.
I appreciate your understanding.
But before that, I must ask one thing.
If you end up selling the tea bowl, take nothing less than five giant gold coins.
F-Five giant gold coins? That's...
If you can't promise me that, let's say this conversation never happened.
W-Wait, please! I understand.
I promise, I'll uphold your wish.
That sold for a ton more than I thought it would!
The value of stuff is way different than Infinity Game !
Nice... I'll invite Aku and Luna to dinner or something.
Luna! Get out here!
We demon-believing Satanists failed in summoning the Demon Lord.
But if it resulted in the Holy Maidens taking action, it was not done in vain.
"Satanist" "Walking"
Just as planned, we will eradicate
the Holy Maidens from this world.
May disaster befall the Maidens.
The second eldest Holy Maiden, Killer Queen, has come!
Luna! Get out here!
Now there's a handful of a sister! Talk about deranged...
And while we're at it, if there's a Demon Lord, get your ass out here!
Yeah, right, idiot! Go back to your post-apocalyptic world!
Out of the way! I said move it!
Hey, Sister! What are you doing here?!
You little shit. How dare you run off to play with fire without me knowing.
I-I just heard a Demon Lord appeared and--
You imbecile! What the hell can you do on your own?!
Instead of subduing a Demon Lord that doesn't exist...
...stay in your bed and sleep, you shit!
S-Sister, you don't get it!
There is a Demon Lord and I used my charms to tame him!
Oh? Talking in your sleep is quite the feat...
He really exists! And... he's completely obsessed with my butt!
Huh? Your butt?!
Ugh... I get where she's coming from, but this makes it sound way worse...
Death to the phony angel.
Firebird!
May grief befall the Maidens.
Ice Hammer!
No!
Fuji!
Sister!
Where have I seen those outfits?
The Wishing...?
Those slain guys at the Wishing Shrine wore that too...
Nice to meet you too, Satanist scum!
Idiots should just die!
Gold Splash!
Wipe out the damn Satanists!
A blood sacrifice for Sister!
Once this fight is over, I'm gonna get Sister to abuse me!
Satanist scum! How's it feel to be stained in crimson?!
You should feel honored to die at the hands of my magic!
You evil cretins!
You're the evil ones no matter how you look at it...
Hmm?
This is my prized darkness, but...
If it's in exchange for two Holy Maidens, so be it!
What's this?!
Luna, get back!
It's Hades!
You fools. Your divine protection is gone.
Shoot down the Holy Maidens!
This is looking bad.
What are you hesitating for?
Why not toss a grenade that way
and kill everyone all at once?
You're insane. What's wrong with you?
If I killed the Holy Maidens, I'd just get my face put on the wanted list.
And what about it? Both that woman and this kingdom...
...are already trying to kill the Demon Lord.
Yes... Now it's become the legitimate self-defense you love so much...
You should be thankful.
Shit... My body isn't moving how I want!
Don't I have anything to help me get out of this situation?
"Character Change" "Unable to Control"
What?
At this rate, I guess I've got no choice!
"Killer Queen" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female" "Age: 17" "Height: 170-173cm"
"Mount Fuji" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male" "Age: 28" "Height: 2m"
And? Where's this?
Who the hell are you?
What?
Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you, menacing women and children?
That bastard must be a Holy Maiden goon! Who cares! Get him!
You guys want a piece of me?!
"Grudge Setting"
You're all a bunch of one-punch weaklings!
Who the hell is that?!
What's with that snazzy white outfit of his?! It's so sick!
Wh-Who the hell are you? What do you want?!
Considering you're a bunch of cowards harassing women,
you don't deserve to know my name.
"W-Woman"? He called me a woman?!
Then again, this shame I'm feeling isn't half bad...
He's probably just one of the Holy Knights! Don't be afraid! He--
So quick!
How is he that fast?! All I could see was a blur!
Hey! Did you see that, Luna?!
Tsk! You worthless shit!
It's go time, punks!
"Kenpo"
Dance for me!
"Hand-to-hand Combat"
Don't you know?
None can flee from the dragon!
"Final Phoenix"
You gutless worms are a thousand years too early to face the dragon.
H-He's so cool!
This city ain't one I remember...
You all right over there, woman?
Y-Yes!
You're damn reckless.
Why's a woman going up against guys with weapons?
H-He's worried about me? How long has it been since that's happened?
If that trash ever messes with you again, you just let me know.
I'll come running to rescue you.
I can't take it! He's killing my heart! I'm dead four times over!
When I'm around this guy, I just can't seem to act like myself!
Argh! I'll die if someone sees me like this! I will!
U-Um, would you be so kind as to tell me your name, please?
I'll strangle you later. I'll squeeze the life out of you.
Hmm? I'm Zero.
Zero Kirisame.
Zero? Um, I'm sorry for dragging you into all this...
No need to make such a pitiful face.
I'm pretty much the definition of unrivaled, you know.
An insignificant brawl like that doesn't even count to me.
M-My nose is gonna bleed!
Looks like a few people got hurt, so go and take care of 'em.
I'm gettin' out of here.
O-Okay!
Zero Kirisame...
"Dons the Silver Dragon" "Zero Kirisame"
I finally found him... The man of my destiny!
You monster...
At least I was lucky enough to recover Hades.
Those with dragon blood on the side of fighting evil...
Those who look on the ground with disdain, Dragonkin...
Have they formed a secret union with the Kingdom of Holy Light?
Demon Lord!
It's a good thing I ran into you here.
Shit, someone! Someone please kill me!
The definition of unrivaled, my ass! You're a frickin' imbecile!
Argh, wall!
U-Um, Demon Lord?
Huh? What? No, this is...
A-Anyways, Aku... Did you see him?
Huh? What are you talking about?
I mean, you know... That guy wearing the white clothes.
Oh, you mean the Dragonkin.
I was in the hotel so I didn't see it, but Sister Luna told me about him.
When he thrust out his fist, it sent out a shock wave that looked like a dragon...
...and sent the bad guys flying away.
Argh, what the hell?! I'll give you Dragonkin...
Um, how come you're so curious to know about him?
Is he someone you know, perhaps?
Hell no! I don't know him!
Oh, I see...
I can't say it... I can't admit that guy and me are one and the same...
Zero Kirisame...
Why the hell did I make that hard-ass, delinquent, joke of a character?
Come on, Yukikaze...
Stop wasting money when we're short on it again.
You want a lick, Mikan?
No, thank you. And quit talking while you eat.
Okay.
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
Quit being dumb and let's get on with this.
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
Right. I'm ready whenever.
"Seeking able adventurers to exterminate dangerous sandwolves"...
The reward isn't bad either.
All right. Let's get rid of 'em.
Excuse me! We'd like to take on that one request with the sandwolves.
Got it. Just gimme a minute.
Ooh, check this guy out.
Is this man here a new bounty? What did he do?
I guess he's claiming to be the Demon Lord.
Demon Lord...
Is his thing a Demon Lord too?
What the hell are you thinking?
Luna, what happened to those soldiers?
Huh? I sent all of them home.
How come? What will you do if something happens?
Oh, well I've got you.
Huh? Since when did I become your bodyguard?
Shut up! I know you're actually happy to be with me anyways, you pervert!
You're calling me a pervert?!
When have I ever done anything perverted to you?!
You haven't been able to forget the feel of my butt, have you?
You butt fetish pervert!
This is so lively and fun!
I've always wanted to go on a journey like this!
Seriously?
Right? You tell him too, Aku!
You've gotta work hard and do as I say!
Ugh, the agony...
"I wish I could go back"
Is what someone said
But I don't have a past
For eternity
That nothing would change
Is what I thought
Over and over
Rubbing my eyes to make sure
I'm overwhelmed by emotion
Like a lie Bright! Still locked up
Hiding what I couldn't give up
That miracle lit up by my heart
Not sought out, not doubted
But still you believed
As if to teach me
RE NEW ME Now that I'm laughing with you
I can embrace it all
Once again
The other side of speed...
I'll pound you into mincemeat!
Dancing mad! Bring me the ball!
First attacker! The phantom 6th speed!
Screw you, the dumb old me!
D-Demon Lord, what's wrong?
I may have danced with hard luck.
Demon Lord, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 4. "Yu Kirino."